Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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