what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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