I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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