Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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