found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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