It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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