My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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