My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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