But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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