He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
that's an acceptable place to lick
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
