There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You were trust falling into bushes
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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