i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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