Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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