You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
