I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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