She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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