Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you traded sex for a burrito?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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