I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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