I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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