We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
i out mim tonsoeep
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