yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
