Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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