im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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