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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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