Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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