Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm at about main and main street
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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