i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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