Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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