I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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