Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I think my moral compass just broke
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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