When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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