She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
So squirting runs in the family.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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