Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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