Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Your penis caused this!
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