He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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