I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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