Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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