me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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