There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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