Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think I am morally bankrupt
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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