You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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