Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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