I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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