but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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