U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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