Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(919): View more from North Carolina

just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!

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(714): View more from California

Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.

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(949): View more from California

i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day

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(619): View more from California

Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.

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(305): View more from Florida

What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..

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(585): View more from New York

So stoned i forgot i was in bed

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(216): View more from Ohio

Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick

(216): View more from Ohio

In a very non respectful way

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.

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