ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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