there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
nutella sex= disaster
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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