Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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