I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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