Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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