we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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