But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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