If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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