a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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