I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
